Something I hope I never have to do

Topic 6:  Something I hope I never have to do.

There are lots of things I hope I never have to do.  I hope I never have to shave my head.  I hope I never have to sleep outside---otherwise known as camping.  (have no idea why people think that is sooo cool-- I'll absolutely stay in a cabin and sit on the porch looking at nature in the morning with a cup of coffee- but sleeping on the ground in a sleeping bag.....no).  I hope to never have to see a doctor about a huge wart on my nose.  I hope to never have to explain myself to a drug lord (I've been watching a lot of Breaking Bad recently and I think this should totally be included).  I hope I never have to find out that my husband has a mistress.  I hope I never have to saw off my arm with a pocket knife like James Franco had to do in that movie about the adventure hiker guy.  I hope I never have to treat a painful body rash days before a fabulous Caribbean vacation.  I hope I never get stuck on a plane with all the cast members of The Real Housewives of every city.

But, let's be honest:  I would wake up in a tent with my shaved head, huge nose wart and pulsating body rash, saw off my arm with fingernails clippers as I hop on a plane with all the housewives while sitting next to my husband's other woman for a  ride to my appointment with the drug lord every single day of my life if it meant that I would never, ever, ever have to lose a child.  There is no other answer.  Period.